I am delighted that people were so amused by our family antics surrounding the teen tramp busted by my cousin’s friend at a baseball game. *see They Grow Up So Fast blog.
For those unable to read the text conversation, I give you:
The Text Transcript
There were a few messages prior to what you see in the photos:
re: can’t have sex cuz it’s ’special time’
Then on screen:
Justin (below): oh god ur amazing! so I can just put it in ur butt then?
Hoochie (top): if u like it that way and it doesn’t hurt me. But don’t u want me to enjoy it too?
Justin: dammit, can’t a nigga get his ballz sucked in peace?
Hoochie: no, cuz you’re white first of all
There were other texts recorded that were equally as shocking. I just might have to sweet talk my cuz for more hoochie hilarity. Her Daddy (sitting beside her) must be so proud!
I was talking with my cousin, Shannon, one day and he started telling me about a recent trip to an Atlanta Braves game. He had gone with a buddy who had just purchased a nice digital camera with what was described to me as being a “ridiculous” telephoto lense. At the game they spotted a little airhead about 10 rows up and his friend started to ponder:
- What is she texting so much?
- Just how good is the lense on my new camera?
It turns out that the lense is not only impressive, but good enough to actually read her text messages. And, wow! The conversation she was having couldn’t have been scripted any better. On a later date Shannon took the photos and turned them into demotivator posters.
Demotivators, if you are unfamiliar, are a play on the highly annoying and perpetually optimistic motivational posters you find in most office and corporate environments. They are intended to offer the exact opposite of motivation focusing on humor and sarcasm at the expense of a subject. A few websites, such as Despair, Inc. which help people create and caption their own posters.
The posters that my cousin created are nothing short of clever. He didn’t stop with just one:
Slightly disturbing and possibly a side of guilt with your chuckle. But that’s the point!
My main question here is- Do you think that’s her father sitting to the right? Likely. Way to be attentive, Dad.
